WWF Takes the Streets of Wyckoff

My best friend Tyler and I hang out a lot. I can't even consider it "hanging out" any more because I feel like my house is just as much his as it is mine, kind of like having a brother. For example there have been multiple times I have come home to find Tyler watching TV...in fact, he has been at my house (when I'm not there) and invited people over because he was bored. So like brothers do when someone the family has guests (friends) so do we and usually we take it way over the top.
T.J. is a kid we've known for a long time, I've know T.J. since 2nd grade, Tyler met him some where around 7th grade but was and is very close with him nevertheless. T.J.'s parents went out of town for the weekend and he was staying at my house, Tyler and I saw this as getting a new toy on Christmas morning, you're just so excited you almost forget to play with it. I can't remember Friday too much, I think it was pretty uneventful. But on Saturday we headed over to the lacrosse fields to throw around. Of course dares made there way into our day of fun. First T.J. dared Tyler to hit a goose with a lacrosse ball, which he did...the goose died I think. T.J. later missed a ball that ended up bouncing to the parking lot where it left a nice dent in the side of a red sports car...we decided to leave after that. The day got crazier and crazier, setting off M-80s (little fireworks) and then not knowingly setting off real fireworks and a bunch of other little things here and there.
Night came and the day was winding down but we still had so much energy so Tyler and I came up with the idea to stage a fight on the busiest road in town. T.J. agreed. We headed down to the main road Tyler and I threw on all black clothes because we were going to be the muggers. We all talked the plan over one last time and the stage was set. So T.J. ran out towards the street and we ran after him and caught him and gave him the worst fake beating he had ever received. A car passing by however did not think this was funny and ripped his car on to the side street we were on. He got out of the car and started screaming at Tyler and I so we took off...we probably won't be staging too many fights after that.